A Favor perhaps?

[Watcher55]

I’m posting this here because this is where I like to hang out, and I need a favor. All my queries suck. No-really. That’s one of the reason’s I don’t critique them (the other reason is that my eyes limit my screen time), which is why I get no responses. But I think I’ve figured out why my queries suck. Try as I might, I just can’t color inside the lines. It just seems dishonest. The rest of my work pushes the lines and defies convention. Shouldn’t my query do so as well?

I’m posting it on the “Queries” forum. I was just wondering if I could get a couple of y’all to take a look.