Fantasy Names
Posted: January 15th, 2010, 10:10 am
If you're a fantasy writer and you're trying to think up names, take some notes during the perscription drug commercials. Here's a hook that will be sure to attract agents:
When the evil Lipitor invades the land, the mighty Cymbalta must take his stand to defend the city of banned word. SIDE EFFECT is a XX,000 word Fantasy.*
*Please note: Agents should not read SIDE EFFECT if they are pregnant, have heart conditions, or over the age of 50. Please consult a doctor before reading SIDE EFFECT to see if it is right for you. Agents that read SIDE EFFECT may suffer from diarrhea, migraines, hallucinations, and/or loss of consciousness. Do not mix SIDE EFFECT with alcohol. Be sure to only read SIDE EFFECT after eating a meal. Do not read SIDE EFFECT before swimming or operating heavy machinery. If you find that you have a rash after reading SIDE EFFECT, call a doctor immediately as this could lead to serious injury or death.
When the evil Lipitor invades the land, the mighty Cymbalta must take his stand to defend the city of banned word. SIDE EFFECT is a XX,000 word Fantasy.*
*Please note: Agents should not read SIDE EFFECT if they are pregnant, have heart conditions, or over the age of 50. Please consult a doctor before reading SIDE EFFECT to see if it is right for you. Agents that read SIDE EFFECT may suffer from diarrhea, migraines, hallucinations, and/or loss of consciousness. Do not mix SIDE EFFECT with alcohol. Be sure to only read SIDE EFFECT after eating a meal. Do not read SIDE EFFECT before swimming or operating heavy machinery. If you find that you have a rash after reading SIDE EFFECT, call a doctor immediately as this could lead to serious injury or death.