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Twelve Facts

1. You’re reading this fact.


2. Now you’re saying/thinking that’s a stupid fact.


4. You didn’t notice that I skipped 3.


5. You’re checking it now.


6. You’re smiling.


7. You’re still reading these facts.


8. You know all you have read is true.


10. You didn’t notice that I skipped 9.


11. You’re checking it now.


12. You didn’t notice there are only 10 facts.

Watcher55 wrote:Twelve Facts

1. You’re reading this fact.


2. Now you’re saying/thinking that’s a stupid fact.


4. You didn’t notice that I skipped 3.


5. You’re checking it now.


6. You’re smiling.


7. You’re still reading these facts.


8. You know all you have read is true.


10. You didn’t notice that I skipped 9.


11. You’re checking it now.


12. You didn’t notice there are only 10 facts.

Heehee, I love this. Although I have to say, by #12 I was thinking that if you'd skipped twice, there'd only be 10 facts. Still, the rest of the list held true, and it was funny.

I should have known better than to try this on writers. Maybe it'll work on editors...

It's the Old Spice Guy of the writing world. Are you on a horse?

iKaren wrote:It's the Old Spice Guy of the writing world. Are you on a horse?

No, but I played one in the third grade...Old McDonald, I think it was.