Nathan Bransford - The Forums

1. Thou Shalt Not Write

2. Thou Shalt Not Even Open Thy Word Processing Program

3. Thou Shalt Keep all Seven Procrastination Days Holy, by Frequently Visiting Facebook, Twitter and MySpace

4. Honour Thy Games Sites and Thy YouTube

5. Thou Shalt Not Visit Writers’ Blogs (unless Thou then click on their YouTube links)

6. Thou Shalt Go and Make a Cup of Tea or Coffee Every Time Thou Thinkest of Writing

7. Thou Shalt Not Start Thy Own Blog (unless Thou Failest Ever to Update it.)

8. Thou Shalt Not Ever Jot Down Any Ideas In Thy Notebook Beside Thy Bed

9. Thou Shalt Worship the Lord Thy Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle and Watch His Show Faithfully

10. Thou Shalt Ignore Any Good Ideas Thou Begettest For Stories and Carry on Playing Tetris

Finally!

I knew the day would come when we would become organised!! Of course, i'd come to church but you know that would involve moving and Jerry Springer has just come on and well you know ;)

Great post!

basically this one summs me up

6. Thou Shalt Go and Make a Cup of Tea or Coffee Every Time Thou Thinkest of Writing

LOL. And I agree with emilycross - I especially love:

6. Thou Shalt Go and Make a Cup of Tea or Coffee Every Time Thou Thinkest of Writing