Nathan Bransford - The Forums

So, yeah, I'm kinda stealing this from another forum.

Basically what you do is type a quote from a book, movie, tv show, etc. (and let us know which character, or at least what book/show it's from) then the next person responds with another quote that makes it sound like an actual conversation. It doesn't always have to make complete sense, of course, but also don't just choose random quotes that obviously don't fit.

Example:

Person 1 says: "I didn't care if they lived in a hollow log." Ella, Ella Enchanted

Person 2 says: "I'm not saying I want to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely." Wesley, Princess Bride (movie)

Ok, so I'll go first.

"It's sort of a mixture of awe and fear. They don't know whether to laugh, cry, or wet their trousers." Alfred, Hogfather

Netti wrote:"It's sort of a mixture of awe and fear. They don't know whether to laugh, cry, or wet their trousers." Alfred, Hogfather

"Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.” Conan O'Brien

"I've decided not to procreate." Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

Netti wrote:"I've decided not to procreate." Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love." -- Jane Austen.

"Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship." Vickie (Reality Bites)

"Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,
But I do love thee; and when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again."

-- Shakespeare, Othello.

"Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor"

-- Austin Powers

“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.”

-- Liz Lemon, 30 Rock.

"Spoiler Alert!" Raj, Big Bang Theory

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Shakespeare

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy.” Princess Leia

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy.” Princess Leia

Doc goes through the trash can, picking out some rubbish.
"Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc?" Marty McFly, Back to the Future II

"I swallowed a bug" River Tamm SERENITY

Watcher55 wrote:"I swallowed a bug" River Tamm SERENITY

“There’s no way that should’ve worked.” Sahara