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Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!"

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?"

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially.

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially.
Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!"

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially.
Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially.
Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially.
Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just

Because I had nothing better to do, I copied your story into the "Who do You Write Like" site. As a collective body the authors of the forum write like --- Stephen King!

That's all. Carry on.


Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just what she wanted

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just what she wanted on prom night

Down the Well - lol. Stephen King. That's scary. (And thanks for stopping the duplication. I was getting dizzy.)

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just what she wanted on prom night. Her beau was

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just what she wanted on prom night. Her beau was dressed in plaid

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just what she wanted on prom night. Her beau was dressed in plaid pantaloons and purple

Once upon a horse Sonja feared the darkness across the river might
be too deep. Sighing, she turned and found a block of cheese
made of Venusian so she picked up a sword to pierce into the looming thicket.
"No!" said the block of cheese! "Don't go there!"
But the cheese did not know how to talk let alone feel its way through a rather nasty really deep swamp of tangled feelings.
And lo! They decided that they would wait until Chris the Taxidermist washed his hands. The hungry crocodile was his latest masterpiece-in-progress.
Steve the postman, drunkard and lout, delivered a letter thick with saliva to an unlikely woman who shouted "I want cheese!"
Don't we all?
But she didn't think before opening the letter. "Gouda!" she exclaimed, jumping over the moon.
"Are you crazy?" Steve asked adverbially. "Thumpingly, verily, thumpingly!" She exulted while chomping on Brie.
It was just what she wanted on prom night. Her beau was dressed in plaid pantaloons and purple loafers complete with