Nathan Bransford - The Forums

Claudie wrote:No, that's NOT where the missing reindeer went. I pinky swear!

They're okay. I saw them with Grendel. The space monkeys are riding them, chasing people up and down the hallways. Nathan's co-workers will never feel the same way about the sound of sleigh bells.

Okay, so I ran down to the corrner shop for more brandy. Who wants to bob for gadgets?

And we still need to finish decorating the tree. I took all of Nathan's paperclips and bent them into ornament hooks. What can we find around here to hang on a tree?

Margo wrote:

Claudie wrote:No, that's NOT where the missing reindeer went. I pinky swear!

They're okay. I saw them with Grendel. The space monkeys are riding them, chasing people up and down the hallways. Nathan's co-workers will never feel the same way about the sound of sleigh bells.

Okay, so I ran down to the corrner shop for more brandy. Who wants to bob for gadgets?

And we still need to finish decorating the tree. I took all of Nathan's paperclips and bent them into ornament hooks. What can we find around here to hang on a tree?

We can use the glue and shredded paper for fake snow to put on the branches and around the tree skirt.

Margo wrote:

Claudie wrote:No, that's NOT where the missing reindeer went. I pinky swear!

They're okay. I saw them with Grendel. The space monkeys are riding them, chasing people up and down the hallways. Nathan's co-workers will never feel the same way about the sound of sleigh bells.

Okay, so I ran down to the corrner shop for more brandy. Who wants to bob for gadgets?

And we still need to finish decorating the tree. I took all of Nathan's paperclips and bent them into ornament hooks. What can we find around here to hang on a tree?

I'll work on the post-it note paper chains...

In the meantime, cake anyone? (Margo, I know, no chocolate for you---we'll let you have extra cookies instead.)

Oh my goodness, cheekychook, I NEED a piece of that cake. Now. Right this very minute.

<begins tearing the house apart in search of chocolate>

I am staking out a spot next to the stereo where I can program the music. There is not enough dancing! There needs to be more dancing!

How else will I be able to whip out my cell phone photos in June and reminisce about the wild Forumers dancing on Nathan's desk during the Christmas party?

cheekychook wrote:(Margo, I know, no chocolate for you---we'll let you have extra cookies instead.)

nom nom nom nomnomnom nom nom nomnomnomnomnomnom erh? nomnom nom nomnom nom

Strap a reindeer to Nathan's desk chair and I'm up for some sleigh races.

Also Margo, I think the space monkeys have taken over the tree decorations...

Heather B wrote:Strap a reindeer to Nathan's desk chair and I'm up for some sleigh races.

Also Margo, I think the space monkeys have taken over the tree decorations...

We are no from space. Space is from us.

Watcher55 wrote:We are no from space. Space is from us.

And that's enough eggnog for Watcher.


Hey! Where'd all the cookies go?!? I swear if that space monkey dings me with another candy cane I'm gonna introduce him to creepy Santa.

Watcher55 wrote:We are no from space. Space is from us.

Are you by any chance Soviet Russian space monkeys, then?

Fenris wrote:

Watcher55 wrote:We are no from space. Space is from us.

Are you by any chance Soviet Russian space monkeys, then?

Pavel Checkov, Federation Starship Enterprise . . . . Now stand aside or I vill have to stun you.

Heather B wrote:Strap a reindeer to Nathan's desk chair and I'm up for some sleigh races.

Sleigh races?! That's a fabulous idea! Let's round up all the desk chairs. If we don't have enough reindeer, we can also use the space monkeys. I'm going to use Grendel!

Watcher55 wrote:Pavel Checkov, Federation Starship Enterprise . . . . Now stand aside or I vill have to stun you.

A phaser?!? You got a phaser? Did you get that bobbing for gadgets???

Margo wrote:

Heather B wrote:Strap a reindeer to Nathan's desk chair and I'm up for some sleigh races.

Sleigh races?! That's a fabulous idea! Let's round up all the desk chairs. If we don't have enough reindeer, we can also use the space monkeys. I'm going to use Grendel!

Watcher55 wrote:Pavel Checkov, Federation Starship Enterprise . . . . Now stand aside or I vill have to stun you.

A phaser?!? You got a phaser? Did you get that bobbing for gadgets???

Wuhll, someone had to make sure the brandy was right.

Watcher55 wrote:Pavel Checkov, Federation Starship Enterprise . . . . Now stand aside or I vill have to stun you.

Where are your nuclear wessels?

There needs to be more Aussies at this party!!! I'm having trouble getting people to understand me after a few drinks!

C'aaaaaaaarn maaaaates! Oi! There's gotta be more codgers out 'ere to knock some pales back with!