I would have Zadie Smith's children

[jjochwat]

That's a bit of hyperbole, but go forth and read her essay, "That Crafty Feeling" in the Prospect, and see if your jaw doesn't become unhinged and flop about on the desk. http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/?p=73547

[abc]

She's pretty awesome. I'd babysit for her.