Submission protocol, query etiquette, and strategies that work
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I'm sorry, I know making fun of people is looked down upon on in these forums, but this is just fantastic.
Found the following post on craigslist under writing gigs-
I need and editor and Literary Agent
My book will sell at least 40 million copies
(714) XXX- 9150
If you have the know how & contacts here is your chance for the big one...
Most here aren't published and have trouble getting more than a partial request, but I think it's safe to say we're all in better shape than this guy.
Down the well
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Er, you know I was only kidding with that ad, right? My book will probably only sell 20 million copies at most.
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LOL! Thanks for making my day.
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He/she sure does need 'and' editor!
Pure gold. XD
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What're y'all talkin' 'bout? I got his number on speed dial!
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Clicked on the link, and the message said the post was deleted by the author. Or possibly his keeper.
J. T. SHEA
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Yes, Elfspirit! My keeper took it down. But I will escape again! MMMWWWAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!
BTW, the 40 million was a misprint. I meant 400 million copies, of course.
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This would have been tempting, but when I was an agent I made it a habit of only representing people who were going to sell 50 million copies. Sorry, pal.
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Nathan Bransford wrote:This would have been tempting, but when I was an agent I made it a habit of only representing people who were going to sell 50 million copies. Sorry, pal.
Answer of the year! :D
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