Nathan Bransford - The Forums

For me, it's Wisconsin newspaper editor and Southern sympathizer Marcus M. Pomeroy calling Abraham Lincoln "fungus from the corrupt womb of bigotry and fanaticism". It's disgusting--the combination of "fungus" and "womb" in a sentence together creates an especially disgusting image.

EDIT: I also really enjoy when Mr. Burns called somebody a "stuporous funcor".

Can anybody think of a worser one?

A commenter on Gawker said I looked like Chace Crawford if he had fetal alcohol syndrome. So that happened.