2011 Bransforum Xmas Party

[Margo]

We are so going to get kicked out of Vegas.

Oh my. Now I have something to aspire to.

[Margo]

I'm a lot less intimidating when I go all Rambo on the spambots with what is essentially very shiny confetti.

Sparkly spambots!! We could use them as disco balls!!

Christmas spambot pinatas! Come on, haven't we all wanted to beat the crap out of a spambot? I'll put a bunch of little brandy and rum bottles into it first!

[dios4vida]

Christmas spambot pinatas! Come on, haven't we all wanted to beat the crap out of a spambot? I'll put a bunch of little brandy and rum bottles into it first!

Oh. My. Gosh. Do want!!

We've just gotta be careful that drunken Cookie doesn't mistake trixie's bedazzled ass or Charlee's super sparkly Muse costume for a spambot pinata. That could get messy.

[Claudie]

Besides, if anybody approaches to kick us out, I'll tensil them to death!

Just as long as you don't mistake the tinsel cannon for Sommer's Tesla cannon, I think we'll be good.

There's a Tesla cannon and NOBODY TOLD ME? I is very mad, mes amies. I is very mad. Smashing spambots pinatas will help!

[CharleeVale]

Christmas spambot pinatas! Come on, haven't we all wanted to beat the crap out of a spambot? I'll put a bunch of little brandy and rum bottles into it first!

Oh. My. Gosh. Do want!!

We've just gotta be careful that drunken Cookie doesn't mistake trixie's bedazzled ass or Charlee's super sparkly Muse costume for a spambot pinata. That could get messy.

*Cries* I don't want to be a pinata!

*Hides under the table with the spaceship cake*

CV

[Margo]

So either we've all passed out from the nog, or we accidentally beat eath other senseless thinking everyone else was a glittery spambot pinata...

But I'm awake now. And I have the glitter gun. heh heh heh

[dios4vida]

*groggily raises head from mountain of frosting*

Eh?

*licks frosting from lips, fingers, and wherever else globs happen to be hanging from*

*eyes widen when Margo, complete with reindeer antlers and glitter gun, approaches*

WHY IS RUDOLPH TRYING TO KILL ME??

[dios4vida]

Oooh, everyone's still passed out...mwahaha...

My turn on the Zamboni!! Let's see, how do I drive this thing...<crash> Okay, that's reverse... <bang> Oops, gotta turn... <clatter> Hope no one'll mind that I squished the rest of the spaceship cake...

Beware, Margo, I'm comin' for you! Your puny glitter gun is no match for the power of my Zamboni!! Mwahahah<crash>aaaaaaaaa!!

[Cookie]

*Drags self to smushed spaceship cake*

NO! MY PRECIOUS!

*flails* *grabs tinsel canon*

Hey, Brenda, can I ride the zamboni with you?

[Claudie]

*wakes up for study-induced coma*

Guuuuuyys, I have a Major now. Where's the glitter? This deserves MORE GLITTER!

Oh, and look! I stole a chunk of pure sodium from our labs. Anybody got water? It's time to have a blast!

[dios4vida]

*flails* *grabs tinsel canon*

Hey, Brenda, can I ride the zamboni with you?

Sure!!! I'll drive and you shoot. Ready??

*guns the engine*

*creeps along*

*stuffs more frosting into mouth*

[Mira]

Okay, I'm here. I hope I'm not too late.

i hope you like my costume. I came as the Hannuka Duck this year. I brought some peanut butter, some red licorice, some marshmellows and some ranch Doritos (my favorite), and I'm ready for fun!

I'm alittle confused about why everyone is on the floor. Are we having a Christmas meditation for world peace?

[Sommer Leigh]

So either we've all passed out from the nog, or we accidentally beat eath other senseless thinking everyone else was a glittery spambot pinata...

But I'm awake now. And I have the glitter gun. heh heh heh

Ok, sometimes a girl just needs to pass out once in a while. The endurance needed for these parties is out of this world.

[dios4vida]

Okay, I'm here. I hope I'm not too late.

i hope you like my costume. I came as the Hannuka Duck this year. I brought some peanut butter, some red licorice, some marshmellows and some ranch Doritos (my favorite), and I'm ready for FUN!!!

I'm alittle confused about why everyone is on the floor. Are we having a Christmas meditation for world peace?

*jumps off the Zamboni without turning the engine off*

RANCH DORITOS!!!!!

*om nom*

Meditation for world peace? More like Booze-Induced Snooze for Whirled Peas.

[Mira]

Whirled peas????!!!

Yummy. Those go good with mayo. I have some in the car.

I want to ride the Zamboni. I want to ride it and yell "Bonzai, Suckers" over and over. It's a life dream. But I don't want to wake up the 'sleepers'. Hope they won't mind.