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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Posted: June 23rd, 2012, 7:09 pm
by Gypson
She's got a chicken to ride, and it's in my hair! ("She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care" ~Beatles)

Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Posted: September 2nd, 2012, 10:59 pm
by klbritt
Mine: Move over red-eyes
Theirs: Smooth Operator
Or course, this was when I was 7...

My mom's: I think you like gravy
Theirs: I miss you like crazy

Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Posted: June 24th, 2013, 2:28 pm
by SquarePen
Ooooh, now THIS is a topic I can relate to, being a 'hearing-impaired' (as I believe the 'correct' term is these days) person!

From 'If She Knew What She Wants' from The Bangles:
I heard: "I'd say her veins are corrupted 'cause she's up in two chains"
Actual Lyrics: "I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change"

From 'Walk Like An Egyptian' by The Bangles:
I heard: "All the boys are men, bite a nutty customer needin' on a bed"
Actual lyrics: "And the Bazaar men by the Nile they got the money on a bet"

From 'Somebody' by Bryan Adams:
I heard: "I passed out in the garden, when she walked in the room"
Actual lyrics: "Thought I saw the Madonna, when she walked in the room"

From 'Just Like Jesse James' by Cher:
I heard: "'Til my heart is lyin' injured in a bag and four more"
Actual lyrics: "'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin' for more"

These are the ones I HAVEN'T yet lived down, anyway... :oops:

Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Posted: February 6th, 2014, 2:29 pm
by hesperus_lux
What I heard was actually less risque than what was being said:

aerosmith:
dude looks like a lady!

I heard:
do it like a lady!