Favorite misheard song lyrics

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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Post by Gypson » June 23rd, 2012, 7:09 pm

She's got a chicken to ride, and it's in my hair! ("She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care" ~Beatles)

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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Post by klbritt » September 2nd, 2012, 10:59 pm

Mine: Move over red-eyes
Theirs: Smooth Operator
Or course, this was when I was 7...

My mom's: I think you like gravy
Theirs: I miss you like crazy

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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Post by SquarePen » June 24th, 2013, 2:28 pm

Ooooh, now THIS is a topic I can relate to, being a 'hearing-impaired' (as I believe the 'correct' term is these days) person!

From 'If She Knew What She Wants' from The Bangles:
I heard: "I'd say her veins are corrupted 'cause she's up in two chains"
Actual Lyrics: "I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change"

From 'Walk Like An Egyptian' by The Bangles:
I heard: "All the boys are men, bite a nutty customer needin' on a bed"
Actual lyrics: "And the Bazaar men by the Nile they got the money on a bet"

From 'Somebody' by Bryan Adams:
I heard: "I passed out in the garden, when she walked in the room"
Actual lyrics: "Thought I saw the Madonna, when she walked in the room"

From 'Just Like Jesse James' by Cher:
I heard: "'Til my heart is lyin' injured in a bag and four more"
Actual lyrics: "'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin' for more"

These are the ones I HAVEN'T yet lived down, anyway... :oops:

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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Post by hesperus_lux » February 6th, 2014, 2:29 pm

What I heard was actually less risque than what was being said:

dude looks like a lady!

I heard:
do it like a lady!
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