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Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 9th, 2009, 12:42 pm
by rose
Ursus and Nathan
hahahaha. Thanks, a good laugh just sets me up right for the the day.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 9th, 2009, 2:28 pm
by onefinemess
tchann wrote:Bears. Monkeys used to be the best tanks until the pet family normalization, but now the Bear's Swipe is definitely superior to the Monkey's Pummel, since it can easily be replicated by the Intimidation skill.
:: slinks back to her geeky corner ::
I was wondering if I was the only one who could read the invisible patch notes to Reality, current US version 2009.12.09.
I am thankful that I am not alone.
...if uh, you happen to have any useful mods or hacks for said software....
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 10th, 2009, 1:06 pm
by Emily White
Nathan Bransford wrote:Emily White wrote:Bears, of course! What can monkeys do? Throw poo??
Never underestimate the power of poo throwing.
That is true. I'm sure that If I ever had poo thrown in my face, I'd be of a different opinion. Note to self: stay away from monkeys.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 21st, 2009, 9:45 pm
by AchingHope
Wait! What about a cross between monkeys and bears? Then you'd have the best of both.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 22nd, 2009, 4:46 pm
by RebeccaKnight
Whoever asked if monkies could potentially saddle bears... yeah, now all I can imagine is a terrifying Monkey-on-Bear calvalry sweeping over the land, destroying everything in its path.
They love nothing better than to see their enemies driven before them, and hear the lamentations of their women :(.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 28th, 2009, 1:41 pm
by Scott
Ever seen the movie Planet of the Bears? No, no you haven't.
'Nuff said.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: December 30th, 2009, 2:10 pm
by Nathan Bransford
Scott wrote:Ever seen the movie Planet of the Bears? No, no you haven't.
'Nuff said.
Someone get that into production!
"Get your stinking claws off of me, you damned dirty bear!"
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: January 8th, 2010, 8:00 am
by Holly
I can't decide, I can't decide.
What if the Wicked Witch dispatched the Winged Bears?
What if Smokey the Monkey told us not to start forest fires?
What if Goldilocks did a home invasion with the Three Monkeys?
Would you panic if stocks went from a bull to a monkey market?
Would it be more fun with a barrel of bears?
Could it ever get cold enough to freeze the whatcha-ma-call-'ems off a brass bear?
Could you monkey the brunt or be cross as a monkey?
Big question: do bears eat bananas?
I can't stop. I have to leave my house.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: January 8th, 2010, 4:02 pm
by RebeccaKnight
Holly wrote:I can't decide, I can't decide.
What if the Wicked Witch dispatched the Winged Bears? The movie would have been over right there.
What if Smokey the Monkey told us not to start forest fires? Who listens to monkeys about *safety*?
What if Goldilocks did a home invasion with the Three Monkeys? Goldilocks would have had her face ripped off :(.
Would you panic if stocks went from a bull to a monkey market? Considering there might be poo flinging in the near future, absolutely!
Would it be more fun with a barrel of bears? I can see one very angry bear stuffed in a barrel... and it doesn't sound like fun.
Could it ever get cold enough to freeze the whatcha-ma-call-'ems off a brass bear? Depends on whether or not it's a polar bear.
Could you monkey the brunt or be cross as a monkey? Oh, Lord, Yes O_o. Monkies are terrifying.
Big question: do bears eat bananas? If we consider Yogi, the answer is: is it stolen? Then yes!
I can't stop. I have to leave my house.
Damn it, they are still neck and neck!
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: February 3rd, 2010, 2:56 pm
by NHWriter
What about Monkees vs. Da Bears. Sure Ditka is driving, but I think all the girls trying to touch Davey Jones would cause such a glut on the field that the band could sneak into the end zone.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: February 3rd, 2010, 10:42 pm
by Seadhlinn
Bears.
Monkeys are clever, but bears are just... bears.
And as someone who has spent a good deal of time working at a zoo, I feel qualified to say this...lol.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: February 11th, 2010, 4:37 pm
by E McD
Nathan,
If this is your cryptic confession to loving Joanna Newsom (who has a song named "Monkey & Bear"), then you just elevated in my mind from uber-fab to super fly. And that, my friend, is really saying something...
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: February 17th, 2010, 10:25 am
by Simpatico
Intriguing question.
And one, I confess, I never gave much thought to. Until now.
I'd have to say bears. They have a certain majesty to them that can neither be denied nor ignored.
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: February 19th, 2010, 8:33 pm
by miahayson
Ahhhhh, but they never blame the freakish paranormal attacks on Monkeys do they? It's always a Bear attack that turns out to be something seriously more sinister..
On that note, I think I'll have to shake my head and say that probably Monkeys are better. You've got to be cunning to maintain that kind of "cute" persona... I mean, the ninjas must feel a twinge of jealously at how easily they've got us fooled...
Re: Monkeys vs. Bears
Posted: April 22nd, 2010, 7:42 am
by BransfordGroupie
A friend emailed me this youtube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=590_mhAu ... re=related. Two things came to mind.
1. I wonder how many stories this clip could inspire, and
2. Hey! Nathan likes monkeys, he's gotta love this.
Sometimes monkeys can seem so human.
Enjoy.