My writer’s block is soooooo bad…

[Down the well]

I had a nice nap. But axes are for wimps! Where's my CHAINSAW!?

You're just like that little mouse and the cookie. Give a writer an axe and he's gonna want a chainsaw. What next, a hockey mask?

[J. T. SHEA]

Hockey mask? No way! I want them to see my horribly disfigured features as I eviscerate them in a shower of blood and guts and half-digested fast food!

Mein Fuehrer! My writer's block is cured!

[Mira]

Lol.

This thread is pretty funny. I'd say more, but.......I have writer's block.

[Down the well]

Mein Fuehrer! My writer's block is cured!

And cue the apocalypse. Damn, just when your writer's block cleared.

(BTW, my writer's block is so bad I can only write posts that make lame references to old movies.)


For those who have no idea what I'm talking about:

[heather_hangs_it]

Ha! Hilarious!

My writer's block is so bad that...

... I think it gave me ADD. I just got sidetracked by the tv and spent the last three minutes watching a show instead of writing my sentence about writer's block.

[J. T. SHEA]

All work and no play makes Kay a dull girl? Yikes! It's always the ones you least suspect, isn't it?

Husband of Kay! Keep her away from the Stanley Kubrick movies!

[Robin]

I'm up at 12:30am cleaning the toilets in my house and mopping. Help!