Poison: Bourbon or Whisky?

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The conversation came up last week at work about what would make for your personal final meal. I figured a bottle of Booker's bourbon would do me just fine.

[Mira]

Heather B. - Nooooooooo! Nooooooooooooo! We've lost another good one to that devilish Bourbon.

Darn that Bourbon. Working its fiendish ways on poor unsuspecting Heather. Heather, it's not too late!! Come join us on Team Whisky. We'll save you! Come into the light, Heather, the light, THE WHISKY LIGHT.

[Heather B]

Heather B. - Nooooooooo! Nooooooooooooo! We've lost another good one to that devilish Bourbon.

Darn that Bourbon. Working its fiendish ways on poor unsuspecting Heather. Heather, it's not too late!! Come join us on Team Whisky. We'll save you! Come into the light, Heather, the light, THE WHISKY LIGHT.

First of all - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You make me laugh :D

Secondly - It's too late :|

[Mira]

Heather - it's too late???? Truly? So sad. So very, very sad.

Well, you're just too sweet to be my mortal enemy. I'm going to have to think about this.....maybe I'll upgrade you to distant aquantaince. Then, we can still talk. Although, it's awfully sad that if Nathan holds a forum picnic, we'll have to be on opposite sides of the baseball game.

I need something to comfort me. Too bad I don't drink. Well, anyway, Heather, if you ever decide to leave the dark Bourbon side of the force, Team Whisky Light is over here in the sparkling malted sunshine!

[Heather B]

You know the old adage about keeping enemies closer. :P
But perhaps you'd like to join my side? Tented parlor, gorgeous waiters and a balcony that opens under the moon. Only the best for team bourbon.

[Mira]

Do the waiters have their shirts on?

No, no, no. I mustn't be tempted by the delights of the dark Bourbon side of the force. Although it's true that Team Whisky just has a towel and some pretzels.

Um. Is the palor air conditioned? Does the balcony have lounge chairs?

No, no, no. Stop, Mira, stop. What does comfort and beauty and gorgeous waiters matter, when one can promote the fresh goodness of Whisky? Heather, you must stop tempting me, you Bourbon temptress!

[GeeGee55]

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