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by Teraen
December 7th, 2009, 4:41 pm
Forum: Procrastination
Topic: Monkeys vs. Bears
Replies: 63
Views: 22751

Re: Monkeys vs. Bears

Wait... I just thought of something. Is this a staring competition? If so, the bears win. I heard polar bears can sleep with their eyes open. So some little marmoset could go up against a polar bear and the bear could fall asleep waiting for the end. Poor little monkey doesn't stand a chance...
by Teraen
December 7th, 2009, 4:38 pm
Forum: Procrastination
Topic: Monkeys vs. Bears
Replies: 63
Views: 22751

Re: Monkeys vs. Bears

Do humans count as monkeys? If so, we're pretty good at killing bears.

If not, you may have to specify which types of monkeys. A chimp or gorilla may go down pretty quick against a grizzly, but a group of poop throwing rhesus monkeys could probably take anything down... even velociraptors.