Favorite misheard song lyrics
Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics
She's got a chicken to ride, and it's in my hair! ("She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care" ~Beatles)
Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics
Mine: Move over red-eyes
Theirs: Smooth Operator
Or course, this was when I was 7...
My mom's: I think you like gravy
Theirs: I miss you like crazy
Theirs: Smooth Operator
Or course, this was when I was 7...
My mom's: I think you like gravy
Theirs: I miss you like crazy
~Kristie
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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics
Ooooh, now THIS is a topic I can relate to, being a 'hearing-impaired' (as I believe the 'correct' term is these days) person!
From 'If She Knew What She Wants' from The Bangles:
I heard: "I'd say her veins are corrupted 'cause she's up in two chains"
Actual Lyrics: "I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change"
From 'Walk Like An Egyptian' by The Bangles:
I heard: "All the boys are men, bite a nutty customer needin' on a bed"
Actual lyrics: "And the Bazaar men by the Nile they got the money on a bet"
From 'Somebody' by Bryan Adams:
I heard: "I passed out in the garden, when she walked in the room"
Actual lyrics: "Thought I saw the Madonna, when she walked in the room"
From 'Just Like Jesse James' by Cher:
I heard: "'Til my heart is lyin' injured in a bag and four more"
Actual lyrics: "'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin' for more"
These are the ones I HAVEN'T yet lived down, anyway...
From 'If She Knew What She Wants' from The Bangles:
I heard: "I'd say her veins are corrupted 'cause she's up in two chains"
Actual Lyrics: "I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change"
From 'Walk Like An Egyptian' by The Bangles:
I heard: "All the boys are men, bite a nutty customer needin' on a bed"
Actual lyrics: "And the Bazaar men by the Nile they got the money on a bet"
From 'Somebody' by Bryan Adams:
I heard: "I passed out in the garden, when she walked in the room"
Actual lyrics: "Thought I saw the Madonna, when she walked in the room"
From 'Just Like Jesse James' by Cher:
I heard: "'Til my heart is lyin' injured in a bag and four more"
Actual lyrics: "'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin' for more"
These are the ones I HAVEN'T yet lived down, anyway...
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Re: Favorite misheard song lyrics
What I heard was actually less risque than what was being said:
aerosmith:
dude looks like a lady!
I heard:
do it like a lady!
aerosmith:
dude looks like a lady!
I heard:
do it like a lady!
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