The Great American Novel is something I hear a lot of people talk about. Other countries with literary traditions have novels (or at least writers) that define them, that show the spirit of the country, that show what it means to be from there. Apparently the US doesn't have one. My guess is that one reason there's so much trouble with writing it is that other countries have been around a lot longer; the US is only a few hundred years old, and those short centuries have been easily the most dynamic in history. So not that I'm planning on trying to write it or anything, but during one of my recent bouts with insomnia, I got to thinking about what would need to be in it.
I'm pretty sure it would be a life story, beginning to end. Man or woman? I don't know. To avoid awkward pronouns, I'm just going to say "he"; totally could be a "she". He'd probably be black. Anyway, since US culture has always been a melting pot, as the saying goes, I think it would not be too objectionable to have the periods of his life mirror some pieces of classic American literature:
* Youth: some combination of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn
* Teens: "The Catcher in the Rye"
* Young adulthood: "The Great Gatsby"
* Later adulthood: "Death of a Salesman", except without the death
* Old age and death: "The Old Man and the Sea"
And with the Twentieth Century seeming so far to be the most important in our history, I'd say have him live through the most important events. Born around 1910 and raised in the northernmost parts of the South as they come to grips with the Industrial Revolution; his teen years' rebellion culminates in running away to the city to eventually hope to become some sort of 1920's yuppie, until his hopes for the future are shattered when the Depression hits. He gradually struggles back onto his feet, probably seeing some army service during WW2, then having kids as part of the Baby Boom. With the help of his wife, he regains his hopes in the future and starts to become a successful salesman (selling what, I don't know). He narrowly avoids losing everything to various accusations during the McCarthy Era, and settles for a more meager lifestyle afterwards. In the 60's his kids become active in the civil rights movement...I'm not sure what happens next, although generally in a novel there would be some marital troubles in this part of the story...probably his wife was having an affair or something and takes most of the business away during the 80's...I don't know. I do know that towards the end, he would own some kind of junky little charter fishing boat in Florida, and wind up out on the water on election day of 2000, not caring whether he makes it back in time to vote or not. He winds up getting injured (what with being 90 or so) and possibly stuck out there for a while before finally being rescued. (He asks about the outcome of the election, but it hasn't been decided yet.) He's in the hospital for good; old age is catching up with him. We never learn if what's killing him is a result of his boating accident or from just too much living, but he finally passes away on September 11, 2001. His last words are something like "I don't know what happens next".
So that's my quick outline for the Great American Novel. Sound right? Add something? Take away? Go for it. I'm way too wacky a guy to sit down and right a massive slab of drama like this, however central humor may be to the American experience; if you want to write this, go for it. Give me co-author credit if you want.
