Nathan Bransford - The Forums

Not that I'm calling you an alien, Polenth. ;)

NOVELIST IN CAT-THEFT PROMOTION SHOCKER
IS BOFFIN'S BIZARRE NOVEL PROMOTION IDEA ENCOURAGING IMMIGRANTS?
REVEALED! LEADING AUTHOR'S FELINE KLEPTOMANIA
KIDNAPPED AND PUT TO WORK AS NUDE SIAMESE TWIN MODEL
ALIENS ABDUCTED MY CATS TO PROMOTE INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLER